DICK CHENEY SHOOTS MAN IN FACE
...At a press conference following the incident where he shot a 78-year-old lawyer in the face, the Vice President opened fire, shooting three reporters and his press secretary in the face, shouting, "Bring it on! Come on, any more of you punks have any 'questions' for me?"
While making air quotes around the word "question", Cheney forgot he had his shotgun in his hand and accidently shot a White House maintenance worker in the face.
Calming down to a condition those present could only describe as "pissed off", Cheney stormed out of the building muttering to himself about "the most dangerous game". He was last seen driving towards the vicinity of the Golden Sunset Retirement Home on Fudd Avenue, a favoured retirement community for local elderly attorneys.
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by Tabby at 2/14/2006 01:35:00 p.m.