I was an Atomic Robot Jungle Vixen!

It was the weirdest thing. I was sitting here with my head tilted a little to the side when suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my neck. That in and of itself isn't that strange, but when I put my hand up to where it hurt, I felt a painful lump there, like a really bad zit. Here's where the strangeness sets in... It then disappeared. In one short moment, the lump and the pain were gone. I don't know if I just pinched something and straightening my neck sorted it out, or if I have a clot running through my veins threatening to kill me any moment now. If this is my last entry here and I never post again, you can safely assume it was the latter and I've met my sorry end.
In case I am about to meet an early, ignoble death, I'd just like to say this: HA HA! TOLD YOU SO!
Sorry about that. It's just that as an atheist, I know that I won't have any chance to rub it in afterwards about there being no afterlife so I'd better get it in now while I still can.
Please don't let my short life be in vain. If you're American, please vote for John Kerry this November. If you're Canadian, vote Liberal or New Democrat whenever the election is held.
Thank you, and goodnight.

posted by Tabby at 5/20/2004 11:00:00 p.m.

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