How much longer until my next single day weekend?
I'm having a hell of a time at work today. I seem to be getting the biggest headache-inducing stuff, and I did something incredibly bone-headed that I should have caught yesterday. Throw that in with it being busy at the most inopportune times, I just want to leave.
I figure the main reason office windows don't open in tall buildings is to keep the employees from jumping. "That's it! I've had enough!" *SPLAT*
You know what would be a great invention? A button you can press on your phone that when you are talking to a complete idiot, they would hear, "BANG! THUD! We're sorry. The person you were talking to has committed suicide. Please hang up, think about what you did wrong, and call again. Thank you."
Not that I'd ever kill myself. I wouldn't give the world the satisfaction, you bastards. There's just too much to live for, like a Sarah McLachlan concert and the new season of Survivor both in September. Whooo!
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by Tabby at 8/03/2004 03:33:00 p.m.