Damn, it's been busy at work the past few days. It's hard to get one coherent thought down, so I'm just going to do a sequel to my best received post in recent memory.
The worst ways to make an impression on a first date...
Stare blankly and drool.
Use your cell phone to call 1-900-HOT-BUMS.
Use your cell phone to make dirty calls to her mother.
Use your cell phone to make dirty calls to your mother.
Pants the waiter.
Arrive with flowers, but keep them for yourself because you deserve a pretty treat.
Ask him what he thinks the two of you should name your first child 10 minutes into the date.
Cry. Don't give any reason for it, just cry and cry and cry.
Scream at anyone who tries to talk to you. Be particular abusive with the waiter for daring to take your order.
Ask if you can expect sex at the end of the date so you can know which restaurant to go to.
Go for a walk in the moonlight, but don't forget to carry a shovel.
Pillow fight! At the movie.
Moo softly in his ear.
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by Tabby at 9/29/2004 05:34:00 p.m.