Have you ever noticed that when you're a child you wear out the knees in your clothes, but as an adult the first thing to go is the butt? A least if the knees go you can at least make a pair of shorts or something. No ass in your pants though is a whole other matter. Of course, as you get even older still you find yourself being happy if your clothes fit long enough to wear out.
It should go without saying however that if you're keeping in shape and active enough so that your clothes continue fitting, the butts aren't going to wear out that fast either.
All this from the woman who, when she isn't in front of her computer, is enjoying some fine television programming. I might as well just give up and start wearing assless chaps.
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by Tabby at 10/05/2004 06:29:00 p.m.