One thing I've learned in my many years on this here Earth, and you'd do well to heed these wise words, is to never turn down free food. Free food. Have there ever been two sweeter words in this or any other language?
I know I'd do well on Fear Factor, because when they tell me I have to eat the slug/cockroach/rat testicle stew, I'd ask them if it's free. When they tell me it is, that stew would be gone in a flash, because free food is always fantastic!
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by Tabby at 5/26/2005 01:30:00 p.m.