Ahoy, mateys! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! The scurvy bilge rats at that site didn't know what they were starting, but you just want and see this grow into the biggest holiday of the year, arrrrr!
Now I'd like to send out a special ahoy to "Prime Minister" Stephen Harper. I hope you used today to spend more time talking like a pirate and less time talking like a George W. Bush. I am pretty close to pitying you though, as you are caught between two lovers. On the one hand, you really, desperately want to form a majority government. On the other hand, you don't want to disappoint your Washington hero. Yet the more you cosy up to Bush, the more the Canadian public are unhappy with you. That's quite the dilemma you're in, n'est ce pas?
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by Tabby at 9/19/2006 10:02:00 p.m.